A semi-typical day in the life of Jess

7:00: BEEEEEEEEP! "Swhaaat whuuuppp!" finger snoze.
7:04: "JESSS!"... "YEAH ma snooze isn't off yet"...BEEEEP "There we go"
7:40: By now I'm in the car and turning on the radio while swearing about how early it is.
8:40: In the lecture theare wondering why D is lying on the foor.
10:00: Ah shit no ones around and i have an hour to kill before they finish their tutes.. I go to the caff and get a hot chocolate and read. Also listen to music. They turn up and we debate over what time we should eat lunch. Then we do, then we go to science.
12:00: We get to science. I sit next to a Alice, who is loveley and fun and silly like me. She would have fit in our group at school well and I am realy comfortble with her. Shes the only one who doesn't think I'm weird. We always spend science writing notes to eachother and joking about how shit the lesson is. Today I decide to take notes.

Hi guys, your assignments sucked. None of you came to the damned tutorials last week, so next week we are going to bribe you with skulls. Yes, human skulls. Yes real. You can sell them for $300 on the black market so you getter come.

Oh dear. You have no other science subjects, in fact, I have no job. So what you should do is enrol in my other damn subject, by choice, and endure more of my useless lectures…. What? Are there skulls?  Erm… there could be…

If you do the elective, you can choose between playing with puppets, doing actual work OR working from the text book. Yay, lets play harry potter and time travel in our home made TARDIS’s that would be fun. Lets spend the first three lessons running from the slytheen. After we are done with that we can progress to Dalek hunting. Yeah, I know, but you do want the brats killed don’t you…

Speaking about that the world should have ended three days ago, due to the big bang. Unless your religious in which case the big bang can’t hurt you. If you’re a mix… um.. you’ll die, get resurescted and then discover you are a pigion that’s might work…

Science always changes, it’s not fixed, as is proved by the fact that the world is flat, but isn’t yay! But yeah, science is always changing, it’s the only reason I have a job. Oh, and as for computers, they should only be used when kids are hiding under the table because the world is about to end. That gives you… oh three opertunities to use them… millennium… 6 of the 6 06 and yesterday… and oh in 2012. Good luck.

In the lab today you will make slime. It shall be green. You can take it home if you want, then make more and more every day until you have so much you can fill up your swimming pool and then flood the universe MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Um. Um. …Sorry… I can’t

“Erm miss”

“Help Please”
“Help Please”
“I can’t, I can’t, Help Please”

…

DUDE she’s ghosting.
“HEY WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS”
*Screams and evacuates*

She said most of that. More or less. And the lights actualy went out. SECOND time someones yelled out "Hey Who turned out the lights" in a lecture. She also said all the "I can't" and "Help pleases" She was battling with the dvd player as usual.

Alice was reading this over my shoulder. Suddenly she looks at me.

"Yes...YES! OMG THE LIBRARY!"
"Your..."
"YES!!!! DOCTOR WHO!" the lecturer looks at us and we burst out laughing.
"Oh god Im glad somone here likes docrow who."

We started talking about the last episode and I tell her Donna is now my favourite companion.

"You've got to be joking. Jack!!!"
"YES!"
"YES he is awesome."
"Torchwoood?"
"Yes! IANTO!"
"OMG CHOCOLATE!"
"Prefereably dark! And naked hide and seek."

We continue like this giggling, and going crazy while the lecturer continues to shoot us weird looks. As do most of the rest of the class.

Then suddenly she looks at me again.
"Firefly."
"What NO! No one watches that."
"YEEEEEES!"
"Jannne jannne jane..."
"Fixing your bible!"
"The hair."
"My sisters a ship. We had a diifficult childhood."
"Ahahahahaha SQUEEE!"

When we exited the lecture thearter she grabbed my hands and we started dancing together, and promiced that we would go to the firefly charity event together this year...yeah that was fun.

The rest of the day was consumed with making goo and oobleck. Fun!

TORCHWOOD

Jack Ianto

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Our shippers don't need photoshop.