Killing the Editor

We take a break from out regularly schedualed program (or not so reularly as the case may be) to show a spiecial news bulliten. Steph's Internal editor was murded last night by complete bordem, a 20 sided dice and a need to get to 20,000 words by the next day. Here is how things went down: (Oh and if you comment on the complete ignoring of any dnd rules I will slap you. I used a dice roller that was as dnd as I could be bothered getting)

Knight of Ni says:

My internal editor isn't dead yet

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

*sneak attacks your internal edditor with +3 Pickles of Burning Vengence* "Sneak attack Bitch!"

Knight of Ni says:

*flinches back an hisses then realises that pickles are edible*

*eats pickles*

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

*rolls d20... gets a 20..* "OMG GUYS I GOT A 20! CRITICAL!

*Rolls 1d4+5d6 and multiplies the damage by 2*

Dude are you dead... how much hp does your internal editor have... and does it have dill resistance?

Knight of Ni says:

my internal editor has 524 HP why do you think it's so hard for me to lock her up

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

Damn, I only did 32 damage. That sucks

Knight of Ni says:

Yes, yes it does

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

*Legion of sentinels*

*legion of sentinels*

Legion of sentinels*

Thats damage if the editor so much as flinches

Knight of Ni says:

She gets into a staring competition with one of the sentinels

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

Oohhh... I know.. Does your editor have a weakness to swords engraved with  "Dudez I lik t0TaLy roz I 4 U Sp4m,” cause I totaly have me one of them

Knight of Ni says:

my internal editor flinches very badly indeed at the spelling

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

Also "MAJOR IMAGE"

*Giant copy of the first eddition of the Magicians Guild apears in front of editor, sporting all of those horrendous typos."

Knight of Ni says:

You put a double d in edition, she's still not dead yet!!!!!!11

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

mwahaha distraction... *SNEAK ATTACK BITCH* Weilds awzom +3 sowrd ov t0tle owwwnage!

thats... 2d8+6D6+1D10X2 cause i got a critical.. of cource.

OMG, I actualy used a dice roller for this... and I got 42

So thats 84 damage all up, suck on that internal editor! (can you tell I'm procrasitnating?)

Knight of Ni says:

you should not have rolled dice

you should have just said max damage

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

Whatever. I forced her to move btw, so the sentinals get attacks of opportunity

Knight of Ni says:

she flinched. At the spelling.

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

133 damage

Knight of Ni says:

She has a headache

so I like totaly use maximised, extended, still spelled, cast 3 levels above normal greater whelm... which has the added advantage of invading and screwing with the victims mind

29 damage... And then I hand the editor a piece of paper to edit for me

Knight of Ni says:

she edits it, and gets a twitch in her left eye

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

It says "I pwrepared explovis runes tis smorning*

Knight of Ni says:

Her arms jerk impulively and she flings the paper away from her

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:
    KABOOM (36 damage)

Knight of Ni says:

ow

she says "ow"

then "heyyyyyyy, red wiggly lines are my FRIENDS! I never realsedd that befoer hahahesdszahhaa"

ur teh awesomness djessisca

your legion of sentinels get to attack more than once, don;t they?

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

Did she move again? Say when throwing away the paper...or leaning in to examine the book?

Knight of Ni says:

yup

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

121, and 148 respectively. The second one rolled an extraordinary amount of 6's i should take a screen shot

Knight of Ni says:

554 damage, she's totally dead deadedededed

Tonks is half way there! 35,098 words! says:

Awesomeness. you can now write with total freedom

Knight of Ni says:

sweet