Vista is like Baltar
Here is a list of reasons windows Vista is like Baltar from battlestar galactica
- It's paranoid. Realy paranoid. As in I have an chip implanted in my brain and the president is trying to kill me paranoid
- It likes to gamble. Hence the free Hold em game
- It asks stupid questions like "I wonder if shes a real blonde" or "do you want to do that thing you just told me you wanted to do?" while seeming to adress no-one in particular
- It allowed someone to hack into vital documents.
- Its sexy
- Its useless, except you think its usefull
- It steals ideas from people. Cylons, Macs same difference
- People often spend a small amount of time with it and then decide to murder it
- Its "revolutionary"
- It has acess to "Security related technoligies" - quote from vista site
- It speaks multiple languages, also the same language with different accents
- It is far too chatty and annoying- quote from some market analyst person.
- It is realy, realy good at mulititasking as in "I can discuss my love life with my invisible girlfriend while defending myself against treason charges and no-one seems to notice I have an imaginary friend" kind of good
So thats why Baltar is like windows vista
have a nice life
Comments
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lol this is hilarious. i didnt think you would actually DO this list. but you did. congratulations.