Vista is like Baltar

Here is a list of reasons windows Vista is like Baltar from battlestar galactica

1. It's paranoid. Realy paranoid. As in I have an chip implanted in my brain and the president is trying to kill me paranoid
2. It likes to gamble. Hence the free Hold em game
3. It asks stupid questions like "I wonder if shes a real blonde" or "do you want to do that thing you just told me you wanted to do?" while seeming to adress no-one in particular
4. It allowed someone to hack into vital documents.
5. Its sexy
6. Its useless, except you think its usefull
7. It steals ideas from people. Cylons, Macs same difference
8. People often spend a small amount of time with it and then decide to murder it
9. Its "revolutionary"
10. It has acess to "Security related technoligies" - quote from vista site
11. It speaks multiple languages, also the same language with different accents
12. It is far too chatty and annoying- quote from some market analyst person.
13. It is realy, realy good at mulititasking as in "I can discuss my love life with my invisible girlfriend while defending myself against treason charges and no-one seems to notice I have an imaginary friend" kind of good

So thats why Baltar is like windows vista

have a nice life