2 posts tagged “evil”
AVADA KADAVRA! CRUCIO! Accio Meat sauce (only a little while till full moon) Impedimenta! ummm... Pretificus Totalas! Expeliarums! GET HIM PEEVES! Bat Boggey hex, errr... CRUCIO! AVADA KADAVRA! Oh I know... Imperio!
Ok mister evil *$^%ing &^#@*& ^%*(&#%$&*(&%%& producer, what you are going to do Is go over to your press dude and web producer. The press dude will tell the world that they are moving the release date back to the stupid aussie-racist date it was at originaly and tell him he is under no circumstances to say the word Love.
Now go to the web dude and make him change the release date back on the webpage, oh and he can put up a banner that says "WB are POO POO HEADS" while he's at it. Yes I'm serious... darn curse wearing off...
Imperio! Thats better. Where were we? Ok well you do this while I modify these peoples memories, and then we will talk some more.
Done? Ok, now I want you to go to this website and sign the petition. Oh and make sure to include your full name and adress and your indetifying safe words...oh you know so people can tell if its someone impersinating you? Like Molly Wobbles? No... Don't have one?" I'll be needing a strand off your hair then.
Why am I doing this? BECAUSE EVERYONE FREAKING HATES YOU!!!!!! Therefor no-one actualy cares if I break a few wizarding laws to fix this! Arg. ARG its freaking 11 freaking months!
FOR GOD SAKE! You have released the trailer! It has the relese date writen on it! If you had just made the desision to release it later earlier on nobody would have gived a damn. But now...
Well my faith in the cinema industry, never realy that strong has now been shattered completely. I feel realy sorry for all the people who have been working on this movie trying to get it ready for a novemeber release. I feel realy realy sorry for all the children and adults all over the world that have been waiting for the thing to be realeased only to be shattered. Heck I was planning to see this for my birthday. No hope now. You know, I even feel sorry for the programer who made the release date banner for mugglenet. How disheartening would it have been to sit down at a computer somewhere and change the thing from 90 days to 334? Because thats how long we have to wait now. 334 days.
I want to believe that something will happen that will make you backtrack. I want to believe that if I boycotted every WB film then it would make a difference. But it wouldn't. So I have taken things into my own hands.
Well I'll be going now. Oh and I'd reinforce those doors if I was you. Theres a horde of angry fans outside and I think...
..yep they have a cave troll.
Have fun!
