3 posts tagged “insanity”
We've all seen the show are you smarter than a 5th grader, but you may not be aware of the new spin off. It's called "Are you crazy like Gaius Baltar" in this show contestents battle it out with Battlestar Galactica's Ex President, Genius, cause of humanities downfall and resident kook Gaius Baltar. Psychologists will be in attendance, and willers of the show will recieve an all expences paid trip to a psyc ward.
In order to qualify for the grad prize, players will have to prove their insanity against the following tests:
The MRI, which fearlessly adresses fears that participants have alien chips implanted in their brain, the guilt trip where photos of the victims of participants are presented for reveiw. Double talk is an ever popular segment where particpants hold conversations with friends, real and imaginary, both at the same time. All of these have of cource been constatnts in Gaius's life, but of cource he has recently gone above and beyond normal insanity, leading us to create the show.
The begining of "The one god cult" was simple enough, a dozen insane women, one sick boy, a locked corridor and inscence, throw in a Baltar shrine and have him proform a miricle. So his insanity increases, he can heal the sick, he is the voice of god. And then comes the ultimate...
He's had imaginary girlfriends
He's had imaginary girlfriends with imaginary Gaius's
He's had imaginary girlfriends threaten him, lock him in cells, try to get him executed, stop talking to him, tell him he's insane, and generaly torture him.
And now, shes disapeared, to be replaced by...
An inaginary Gaius. Seriously. How self centered can you get?
Battlestar rocks!
25,000 it has such a nice ring to it don’t you think?
I’ve made it half way and I’m more than a little behind. As punishment for this I had to turn one of my characters gay. Geez my friends are obsessed with Gay people *rolls eyes* they are just so immature.
If I don’t write 30,000 words by the end of the day (That is 5,000 words for anyone who can’t be bothered doing math) I have to kill off Freven… Noooooooo!
Sadly I don’t think I am going to make it. I have a very heroic death planed for him, but I would rather not be forced to use it.
Anyway statistics time:
Day: 18
Words: 25,001
Deaths: 24
Bouts of Insanity: 7
Pages: 40 something A4
Paragraphs: No idea…
Hours spent writing: 33.25
Hours I should have been doing revision: A very, Very large number which is thankfully no longer growing.
Soft drinks consumed: 20
Chocolate Eaten: 15 Fredo Frogs, I love Fredo Frogs.
Exams completed: 7
Exams completed well: 3
References to cheese: 143, yes I actually counted.
Dares completed: 4
Because I SHOULD be revising for my math’s exam… but am instead writing a novel.
Day: 4
Words: 7,643
Deaths: 23
Bouts of Insanity: 1
Pages: 15 A4
Paragraphs: 161
Hours spent writing: 9.5
Hours I should have been doing revision: 9.5
Soft drinks consumed: 6
Chocolate Eaten: 0
Exams completed: 1
Exams completed well: 0
Ah well, at least I’m ahead on my word count…
